I had no idea my phone could recieve color photos and I learned in the harshest way possible.

My dumbass cousin (who is actually getting dumber I fear, not smarter as I had hoped) posted a picture of herself on myspace.com basically naked, posing with her ridiculous oversized pregnant belly sticking out for all to see.... Later when asked why she did this she answered, " because I look good, dammit."

So I gave her shit about it. She threatened to send more graphic pictures, claiming that I was just stuffy and needed to learn that nudity is beautiful and not to be ashamed of. I told her my antique phone could never deal with it and then I thought nothing more of it.

Later however, I heard the beeping that indicates that my phone is recieving messages and when I looked it said incoming multi-media messages. So I looked, and almost fainted at the horror show. There in vivid color was the most horrific picture I have ever seen, and of a family member no less.... I beg you not to click below, I'm warning you it is horrific.... but here it is:

Horror show.html

Now, I'm accused of crossing the line because not only did I post it here online, I also sent it to everyone else in the family. My mom. My sister. Grandpa Joe. And worst of all- Uncle Kelly.